sometimes i look back over Jennifer Aniston’s life and career and I get sad for her
The one good thing about periods is that you can blame literally everything on them like in reality I’m a relatively mean, lazy and greedy person but for one week a month I can just dismiss it with one simple word: hormones.
I never understood the point of love bites like aren’t there better things to be doing with your mouth?
uhm yes extreme procrastination is a skill
Do you think jack black’s mother goes around just constantly apologising
when i found out that some people actually wear underwear in bed i lost a little of my faith in humanity
I went to see the hunger games on Friday and all I have to say is what is the big fuss it was so MEDIOCRE
I wonder if Pluto ever feels like a waste of space
So who exactly is demi lovato?
sometimes, masturbation just FIXES THINGS
sitting on the toilet is literally the most relaxing thing ever
I kinda count standing up as exercise ngl
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
sorry at what point in my life did i lose my sense of touch
(Source: youngstero, via askinnyblackman)
wow you know if you present me with a “cute” powerpoint on why you think we should have sex or you should touch my boobs there is a 98.45% chance that i will think you are creepy and not want to do those things with you at all
starting work at 12AM is the way to success in my opinion
after all, YOU ONLY GET DIAMONDS UNDER PRESSURE
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