i have a serious life decision do i look hot or beautiful for prom hmmm
connuh: whyd the chicken cross the road because it was running away from its chicken coop and needed to get away before the farmer caught him luckily it got across just fine and now has a wife and three kids. Life is crazy at times but in reality it all works out. just like it did for the chicken. God Bless
cockfuck: shout out to Amanda Bynes for never trying to have a singing career
I wonder if Pluto ever feels like a waste of space
finally finished my last piece of coursework at 12.30AM, for once not unreasonable! handed it in, it was ridiculously sunny and i wore the prettiest red crochet back sundress with fabUlous hair, went to Hiro’s for a few hours and just hung out in the sun and curled up on the sofa, right now in the bath watching gossip girl with a juicy pineapple chilling the fuck out! favourite day of...
ITS SO SUNNY
So who exactly is demi lovato?
idiotblogger: Those girls that want to wear converse to prom cause they aren’t like the other girls out there
thecrimsoncaptian-deactivated20 asked: Hello! I am Skip and I hereby do declare that you and I are now friends, please plan your life accordingly
do i begin my excruciating mind-numbing hideously long chemistry coursework or do i think about what pizza to order tomorrow night fuckin choices man
sometimes, masturbation just FIXES THINGS
sitting on the toilet is literally the most relaxing thing ever
williamshitnerd: my entire life is a series of realizations that I have things to do and then not doing them
you know what’s awkward is buying 2 bottles of vodka and a bottle of lube with an old man as your cashier but what’s even more awkward is being stopped outside the front of the store and being publicly accused of stealing those bottles and having to get out said purchases in front of a growing crowd