February 2012
thedreamersball:
I cannot stress enough how attractive I am
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starting work at 12AM is the way to success in my opinion
after all, YOU ONLY GET DIAMONDS UNDER PRESSURE
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i hold Rihanna responsible for helping make creepers popular and for that she makes me angry
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it always makes me sad Americans don't have roast...
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Sitting here in the 6th form common room looking like I’m reading through my biology analysis but I’m actually thinking about giving my boyfriend a lap dance
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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noooo my glands are swollen so bad i can’t swallow this cuts out eating and giving blowjobs MY 2 FAVOURITE THINGS
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wontonpoop:
yo if you a boy and you takin baths you gay as fuck
bitch im luxurious
Hahaha If you keep chewing like a fucking cow I’m going to punch you in the fucking face hahaha
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