caucasiancunt: When people use the hashtag from twitter on facebook #TWAT
tumblingwithwhitekids: only white people ever do the chicken dance black people understand that chicken is serious business.
when people who aren’t asian say “kawaii”:
That tragic moment when you check the price tag...
africans: if a boy pauses his porn to jizz on your face marry him (:
omg the day i realised that even if you take tiny bites you still consume the same amount of food was a sad day like i used to think that if i ate a whole pizza using little bites then somehow half of it just wouldnt count even though i was still eating the whole thing
scrolling through a “thinspiration” blog whilst eating a faaat slab of cake and a hot chocolate blame it on da perioood
how awkward would it have been if Beyonce wasn’t actually pregnant but was just rubbing her stomach because she was craving some KFC
volonta: If you feel the need to say ‘NO HOMO’ after complimenting the same gender, then you are almost definitely a homo.
Darling, I am mature. Look at my typing skills. Sweetie, you are only a...– all “mature” girls on tumblr who get into arguments (via pooqueen)