spill boiling fish pie onto my bare thighs…care more about the fact i wasted food than the raw burn now seared into my inner leg
April 2011
blergh just had a nap and now i need another to recover
NAPCEPTION
aaaaaaaaaargh
After a haircut...
Expectation…
Reality…
I'm not going to chase after you because you're upset over some petty shit.
pippa and harry are clearly going to get it on tonight
yaay i love being english and living in london :D
so proud to be british right now :)
Truths.
I’m obsessed with pretty fingernails and Toe nails.
I judge people on how well they take care of their hands and feet.
I think chipped nail polish is disgusting. And very white trashy.Im also obsessed with nice eyebrows.
They give me a lady boner.
ME TOO
gaaaah i love ushma and shes so funny but shes also SO ANNOYING
yeeh boi going up hyde park tomorrow for royal wedding
the atmosphere will be amazing :D
the new kfc advert is emotional
When you're eating something REALLY good but you're already halfway through and you start to get sad because you don't want it to end
“I’m not ready to let you go”
MASTERCHEF I LOVE YOU
