November 2011
harry potter is so unrealistic
you’re telling me that in 7 teenage years they never swore once?
did you seriously just use this face ;O
seriously
seriously
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
KIIISSS MEE, UNDER THE MILKY TWILIGHT
LEEEEAAAD ME, OUT ON THE MOONLIT FLOOOOOOOR
LIFT YOUR OPEN HAND
STRIKE UP THE BAND AND MAKE THE FIREFLIES DANCE
SILVER MOON SPARKLING
SO KISS ME
grrr why do i have to buy christmas presents for other people don’t they know there are many things i want to buy FOR ME
also i wanna just point out that video is shot on the tram i regularly get
BIG SHOUT OUT TO CROYDON JUST IN CASE THE RIOTS DIDNT DO IT FIRST TIME
do you ever get scared to go to bed because you know that when you wake up you are going to feel SO SHITTY from lack of sleep it doesn’t even bear thinking about so you just prolong it and in the process make it even worse
“Indeed — why should I not admit it? — in that moment, my heart was breaking.”
—― Kazuo Ishiguro, The Remains of the Day (via mysoulloves)
sending your boyfriend fatboothed pictures of yourself to cheer him up
