February 2012
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Sitting here in the 6th form common room looking like I’m reading through my biology analysis but I’m actually thinking about giving my boyfriend a lap dance
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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noooo my glands are swollen so bad i can’t swallow this cuts out eating and giving blowjobs MY 2 FAVOURITE THINGS
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wontonpoop:
yo if you a boy and you takin baths you gay as fuck
bitch im luxurious
Hahaha If you keep chewing like a fucking cow I’m going to punch you in the fucking face hahaha
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I have a shameful secret
I’m oddly attracted to pitbull
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Um
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Wow the word legend doesn’t sound so powerful when you realise what it actually is;
Leg end
Foot
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your boy might call you baby but mine calls me Denise the gorilla
that moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
My reaction to 99% of the things I do.
quixon:
barrack-opendatbrama:
dedieu:
bigredk9:
i’ve never actually really heard a rape joke???
then what does your mother call you
jesus christ
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
Ok so I would like to point out that the economics class in my year got to go to Paris this week, the drama class went to new york whilst in the 6 years I have been learning French at school there has not been 1 trip organised for it I mean COME ON
